i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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