1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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