I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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