i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Mom said you looked used
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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