love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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