The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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