Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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