I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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