And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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