yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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