whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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