I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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