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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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