I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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