How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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