Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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