i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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