And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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