So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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