This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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