He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
