He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
His nipple licking is glorious
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