forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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