if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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