I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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