are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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