I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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