just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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