Porn is love you can see.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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