i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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