My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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