You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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