Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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