Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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