my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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