another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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