i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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