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(917): View more from New York City

your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet

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(206): View more from Washington

i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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(419): View more from Ohio

apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

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(510): View more from California

Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands

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Tgat was the small dick alert

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.

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(513): View more from Ohio

It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust

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(334): View more from Alabama

How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?

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