He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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