oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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