a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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