honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
