I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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