i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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