She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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