So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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