Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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