Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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