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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(469): View more from Texas

HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...

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(804): View more from Virginia

my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.

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(831): View more from California

i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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(240): View more from Maryland

you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters

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(519): View more from Ontario

My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"

(1-519): View more from Ontario

I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life

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(804): View more from Virginia

Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.

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(425): View more from Washington

Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges

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