Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she smelled like a LAN party
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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