u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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