just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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