please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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