People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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